D’oh! Where’s my helicopter?

    From the Niagara Falls Review:

    What a letdown. Daredevil Days was a disappointment even before it began.

    We were promised daredevil Dean Sullivan would be sliding down a 1,000-foot rope, dangling from a helicopter, using only his hands to prevent him from splattering. Instead, he’s rappelling from a crane. And it’s only 200 feet tall.

    It doesn’t add up. Maybe if he does it five times, you’ll get your thousand feet.

    Daredevil Days, which started last night, is like The Simpsons episode when Bart wins a radio contest whose prize is $10,000 or an elephant. Bart chooses the hoax prize – the elephant. “Where’s my elephant?” he demands.

    Where’s my helicopter?

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