From the Ottawa Citizen:
Hope you bought a clean pair of underwear! Mwah-ha-ha!”
Welcome to Canada’s permanent circus, a.k.a. Niagara Falls, Ont., where the buildings bark at you in menacing tones. (A character outside The House of Frankenstein actually does accost you about your underwear.)
Niagara Falls, where hotdogs are part of a complete breakfast. And where waxy incarnations of Brangelina are on a humanitarian mission to bring more cheesy tourist snapshots into the world.
In addition to the famous falls enjoyed here on the Maid of the Mist, Niagara Falls offers all kinds of tacky attractions, but which ones are worth the price of admission?Oh and — jeez, almost forgot — somewhere behind the sideshow mania, there is apparently a waterfall.