I wrote earlier this week about our nice stay at the Doubletree Fallsview Resort & Spa by Hilton – Niagara Falls. We had dinner at Buchanans, and we thought some of the jokes on the kids menu were funny. Here are all of the jokes:
Q: What did the tree where to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunksQ: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It’s been nice gnawing youQ: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling greenQ: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm treeQ: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They “log” inQ: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
A: RootbeerQ: Why is it better to have a tree in your house than a dog?
A: It’s bark won’t bother the neighbours