The foam game
I’m looking up at movie heart-throb Robert Pattinson, star of the teen-vampire-romance Twilight films, but something’s not quite right.
His face seems a little… off. I’m standing outside a waxwork museum and Pattinson’s likeness on the marquee, while recognisable, isn’t likely to challenge Madame Tussauds for uncanny accuracy.
This is Clifton Hill on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls, a bizarre, gaudy strip of vaudevillian entertainments just a short walk from one of nature’s most majestic sights.