{"id":8359,"date":"2010-05-07T11:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T15:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/?p=8359"},"modified":"2012-07-10T21:04:30","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T01:04:30","slug":"jokes-from-doubletree-kids-menu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/07\/jokes-from-doubletree-kids-menu\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes from Doubletree kids menu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote earlier this week about <a href=\"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/our-latest-stay-at-the-doubletree-fallsview-resort-spa-by-hilton-niagara-falls\/\">our nice stay<\/a> at the <a href=\"http:\/\/doubletree3.hilton.com\/en\/hotels\/ontario\/doubletree-fallsview-resort-and-spa-by-hilton-niagara-falls-IAGDTDT\/index.html\">Doubletree Fallsview Resort &amp; Spa by Hilton \u2013 Niagara Falls<\/a>. We had dinner at Buchanans, and we thought some of the jokes on the kids menu were funny. Here are all of the jokes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Q: What did the tree where to the pool party?<br \/>\nA: Swimming trunks<\/p>\n<p>Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?<br \/>\nA: It&#8217;s been nice gnawing you<\/p>\n<p>Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?<br \/>\nA: It was feeling green<\/p>\n<p>Q: What is a tree&#8217;s least favorite month?<br \/>\nA: Sep-timber!<\/p>\n<p>Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?<br \/>\nA: A palm tree<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do trees get on the internet?<br \/>\nA: They &#8220;log&#8221; in<\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#8217;s a tree&#8217;s favorite drink?<br \/>\nA: Rootbeer<\/p>\n<p>Q: Why is it better to have a tree in your house than a dog?<br \/>\nA: It&#8217;s bark won&#8217;t bother the neighbours<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote earlier this week about our nice stay at the Doubletree Fallsview Resort &amp; Spa by Hilton \u2013 Niagara Falls. We had dinner at Buchanans, and we thought some of the jokes on the kids menu were funny. Here are all of the jokes: Q: What did the tree where to the pool party?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6111,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22,19],"tags":[3445,3392,279,285,2386,3440,41],"class_list":["post-8359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-niagara-falls-hotels","category-niagara-falls-dining","tag-beaver","tag-buchanans","tag-doubletree","tag-doubletree-fallsview-resort-spa-by-hilton","tag-doubletree-niagara-falls","tag-kids-menu","tag-niagara-falls"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6111"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11379,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8359\/revisions\/11379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/accessniagara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}